*THIS IS FOR SKILLERS MOSTLY, BUT CAN WORK FOR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ACCOUNT! (MAIN,PURE)*
This guide, is how to No Life your Skiller. It's detailed, and Long. So if you are the person that tl;dr, Please go away or read it all.
Contents:
C0.1 - Why you Should No Life
C0.2 - Preparing
C0.3 - Stay Motivated
C0.4 - No-Lyfing Pays off
C0.5 - Conclusion
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C0.1
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WHY YOU SHOULD NO-LIFE
No-Lyfing, has been around in RuneScape for years. It has gotten acceptionaly harder from the Constant bom-bardment from Botters. Oh those Pesky little Infestation. However, No Lyfing will always pay off in the End, If you No Life you will see it through and Be rich, and have High skills and 99's! However, you will need Patience.
C0.2
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PREPARING TO NO-LIFE
If you want to No Life, you have to be prepared! Here is what you will Need:
; 7 Bags of Chips (Baked if you can Handle it)
; 4 12 Pack's of Soda (Your choice, make sure it has Sugar, No "No Caffine" Crap!)
; A Good Computer (So you won't ragequit from the Low FPS and Lag)
; SOME Healthy Food ( Carrots, Pickles)
; Some Patience
; A RS Account
; Energy Drinks (Nos, Monster, Rockstar)
; No restrictions (I.E: Bedtime, Any Events irl)
SOURCES: Mobile, Family Fare, Bestbuy(For a Computer)
C0.3
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STAYING MOTIVATED
Most players who No life, often Fail due to Lack of Motivation. They simply give up the will to No-Life. However, this is natural, So don't feel down if you do Give up, However this Thread will Prevent that! Here is what you can do to stay Motivated
; Watch Porn
; Watch T.V while doing Skills that are Semi-Afkable (I.E Woodcutting)
; Have youtube up and switch between Windows
; Take short 5-10 breaks (Go outside)
; Watch some more Porn
; Have a Friend No life with you, and have him/her say Positive things to keep you going
; Set small goals while No-Lifing (Not Recommended, because no lifing is intented too just keep playing and playing)
C0.4
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NO-LYFING PAYS OFF IN THE END
If you are able to defeat the odds, and Successfully no Life, You will see yourself with Rewards that are so great, Such as 99's that you never thought you could ever get before, And millions of gold coins to buy things you never could before, And have that fuzzy feeling, that you achieved the imposible!
C0.5
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CONCLUSION
Well, thanks for reading my Guide on how to No-Life! As you can see, Keeping motivated is the best way to keep going and not give up, Having a friend always helps! Watch some porn maybe too! Remember: It will pay off in the End. Keep No-Lifing you Nerds!
This guide, is how to No Life your Skiller. It's detailed, and Long. So if you are the person that tl;dr, Please go away or read it all.
Contents:
C0.1 - Why you Should No Life
C0.2 - Preparing
C0.3 - Stay Motivated
C0.4 - No-Lyfing Pays off
C0.5 - Conclusion
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C0.1
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WHY YOU SHOULD NO-LIFE
No-Lyfing, has been around in RuneScape for years. It has gotten acceptionaly harder from the Constant bom-bardment from Botters. Oh those Pesky little Infestation. However, No Lyfing will always pay off in the End, If you No Life you will see it through and Be rich, and have High skills and 99's! However, you will need Patience.
C0.2
----
PREPARING TO NO-LIFE
If you want to No Life, you have to be prepared! Here is what you will Need:
; 7 Bags of Chips (Baked if you can Handle it)
; 4 12 Pack's of Soda (Your choice, make sure it has Sugar, No "No Caffine" Crap!)
; A Good Computer (So you won't ragequit from the Low FPS and Lag)
; SOME Healthy Food ( Carrots, Pickles)
; Some Patience
; A RS Account
; Energy Drinks (Nos, Monster, Rockstar)
; No restrictions (I.E: Bedtime, Any Events irl)
SOURCES: Mobile, Family Fare, Bestbuy(For a Computer)
C0.3
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STAYING MOTIVATED
Most players who No life, often Fail due to Lack of Motivation. They simply give up the will to No-Life. However, this is natural, So don't feel down if you do Give up, However this Thread will Prevent that! Here is what you can do to stay Motivated
; Watch Porn
; Watch T.V while doing Skills that are Semi-Afkable (I.E Woodcutting)
; Have youtube up and switch between Windows
; Take short 5-10 breaks (Go outside)
; Watch some more Porn
; Have a Friend No life with you, and have him/her say Positive things to keep you going
; Set small goals while No-Lifing (Not Recommended, because no lifing is intented too just keep playing and playing)
C0.4
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NO-LYFING PAYS OFF IN THE END
If you are able to defeat the odds, and Successfully no Life, You will see yourself with Rewards that are so great, Such as 99's that you never thought you could ever get before, And millions of gold coins to buy things you never could before, And have that fuzzy feeling, that you achieved the imposible!
C0.5
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CONCLUSION
Well, thanks for reading my Guide on how to No-Life! As you can see, Keeping motivated is the best way to keep going and not give up, Having a friend always helps! Watch some porn maybe too! Remember: It will pay off in the End. Keep No-Lifing you Nerds!
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